{"product_id":"funny-dog-bow-tie-i-bark-for-no-reason-sassy-pet-accessory","title":"Funny Dog Bow Tie | \"I Bark For No Reason\", Sassy Pet Accessory","description":"🖕 I Bark for No Fucking Reason - Badge Bow®\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one's for the dogs who live in chaos and bark at dust particles, shadows, and their own farts. \"I Bark for No Fucking Reason\" is our bestselling badge bow for unhinged pups with no off-switch and absolutely zero remorse.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade with love (and just a hint of rage), this colourful sweary bow tie is the perfect gift for loudmouth dogs and their equally feral owners. Whether your pup's barking at ghosts or just vibing, this is the accessory that says, \"Yes, I'm the problem.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎀 Slides easily onto most standard collars\u003cbr\u003e\n🎀 Lightweight, comfy, and full of attitude\u003cbr\u003e\n🎀 Made for drama queens, barkaholics, and chaos gremlins\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nGot a friend whose dog thinks the postman is a personal threat? This is the ultimate funny dog gift - perfect for birthdays, gotcha days, or just because their dog is a shouty little gremlin.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPart of the original Franky's Bowtique Badge Bow® collection - where sass meets slobber.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAttachment information\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nHook and Loop: This option is designed to attach securely, onto your pets collar. This option is also suitable for some dog harnesses, too.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOrder now and let the celebration begin, or check out our other birthday dog bows:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nhttps:\/\/www.etsy.com\/uk\/shop\/FrankysBowtique?ref=seller-platform-mcnav§ion_id=20765529\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe also have a shop with a much bigger range for all occasions:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nhttps:\/\/www.etsy.com\/uk\/shop\/FrankysBowtique?ref=seller-platform-mcnav\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIMPORTANT INFO: Your pets must be supervised at all time when wearing our products. Colours may vary, depending on the screen you are viewing from.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBADGE INFO: Our badges do not contain any pins! This means they cannot be removed from the bow ties. The badges are not waterproof. We advise that you remove the Bow Tie, if your pet is playing in or around water. \u003cbr\u003e\nIf you want this badge, but on different fabric, it must be ordered as a custom. \u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade in the UK\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Franky's Bowtique","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":56302612513153,"sku":"713835327828","price":9.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard","offer_id":56302612545921,"sku":"707632521254","price":9.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":56302612578689,"sku":"271387856597","price":9.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/8419\/6247\/files\/il_fullxfull.7598605883_ih02.jpg?v=1789916026","url":"https:\/\/frankysbowtique.com\/products\/funny-dog-bow-tie-i-bark-for-no-reason-sassy-pet-accessory","provider":"Franky's Bowtique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}