{"product_id":"funny-dog-bow-tie-sassy-barky-little-f-cker-pet-collar-accessory","title":"Funny Dog Bow Tie: Sassy 'Barky Little F*cker' Pet Collar Accessory","description":"Home of the OG BADGE BOW®- \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBarky Little Fucker - Funny Sweary Dog Bow Tie - Rude Gift for Dog Owners\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIs your dog a barky little fucker*? Same. Whether it's a leaf falling, the postman daring to exist, or the ghost of a snack that used to be—this bow tie says what we're all thinking.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMade for loud dogs with louder personalities, this hilarious sweary bow tie is perfect for pet owners with a dark sense of humour. It's bold, it's rude, and it's the kind of pet gift that gets people snorting with laughter at the dog park.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🐶 Features:\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Available in 3 sizes - from tiny gremlins to full-sized gobshites\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Two attachment options:\u003cbr\u003e\n • Hook \u0026amp; Loop - fits easily onto most collars (and some harnesses)\u003cbr\u003e\n • Crochet Neckband - soft, stretchy, and ideal for dogs who don't wear collars\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Lightweight badge - no pins, no choking hazards, just sass\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Handmade in the UK using quality materials and filthy humour\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n🎁 Perfect Gift For:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Barky little goblins (and their mums)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dog owners with no shame\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pet lovers who like their accessories sweary, not safe\u003cbr\u003e\n• Anyone who's ever shouted \"SHUT UP!\" out the window at their own dog\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚠️ Important Info:\u003cbr\u003e\nPets must be supervised while wearing. The badge is NOT waterproof - remove if your dog is playing in water, puddles, or sudden downpours. Colours may look different depending on your screen.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n👉 Ready to call your dog out? Add this bow tie to your cart and let them wear their chaos with pride.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nExplore our hilarious collection of Funny Dog bow ties and make your furry friend the life of the paw-ty!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nOrder now and let the celebration begin, or check out our other birthday dog bows:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nhttps:\/\/www.etsy.com\/uk\/shop\/FrankysBowtique?ref=seller-platform-mcnav§ion_id=20765529\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe also have a shop with a much bigger range for all occasions:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nhttps:\/\/www.etsy.com\/uk\/shop\/FrankysBowtique?ref=seller-platform-mcnav\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPLACEMENT:\u003cbr\u003e\nwe can not guarantee your product to look exactly the same as pictured. This is due to how the fabric is cut and the pattern placement. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nCOLOUR:\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease be advised that colours may vary to what is shown in the images, to do the devises you are viewing from. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIMPORTANT:\u003cbr\u003e\nBADGES ARE NOT WATERPROOF. Remove the bow tie if your pet is playing near water. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIf you need any help with anything, please do contact us. We are always happy to help\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"Franky's Bowtique","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":56302610022785,"sku":"389348636108","price":9.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Standard","offer_id":56302610055553,"sku":"434593158080","price":9.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":56302610088321,"sku":"477709483788","price":9.25,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/8419\/6247\/files\/il_fullxfull.7283212840_d19k.jpg?v=1789915868","url":"https:\/\/frankysbowtique.com\/products\/funny-dog-bow-tie-sassy-barky-little-f-cker-pet-collar-accessory","provider":"Franky's Bowtique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}