All Sweary Dog Accessories | Franky’s Bowtique – Franky's Bowtique

Welcome to the motherlode of mischief!

Here at Franky's Bowtique, we do just that! We dare to swear. We believe pet accessory do not have to be safe and boring! We have created designs to stand out, shock and make people laugh.

Every sweary bow tie and accessory we’ve got is here, all in one place. Bold, hilarious, and absolutely unmissable

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Small white dog wearing a bow tie. “Barky little fucker”
Written on the badge.

dog bow tie - Royal Blue colour, with rainbows and clouds pattern all over. Sweary/Profanity themed. Has slogan

Badge Bow® - Barky Little Fucker

I only bark at cunts Adjustable Bandana

Dog bow tie - Royal Blue with red, orange, yellow and Green rainbow. With clouds. Very sweary offensive badge in the centre.

Dog wearing a colorful bow with a humorous tag, size standard Shih Tzu, against a neutral background.

Badge Bow® - I Only Bark at cunts

Badge Bow® - I'm a little shit

Badge Bow® - Spoilt Fucker

I bark for no fucking reason Adjustable Bandana

Colourful hearts dog bow tie. “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” badge in the middle.

Badge Bow® - Fuck you won't do what you tell me

Badge Bow® - Mr Fucking Fabulous

dog bow ties. Sweary/Profamity themed. 4 Bow ties shown, all with the same fabric. White as the base colour. Has repeat words all over in different colours. F*UCK themed.

Badge Bow® All the Fucks

Rainbow animal print dog bow tie. Sweary badge in the middle.

Little dog wearing a small bowtie on their collar. Bow is rainbow animal print pattern, with rude badge in the middle.

Badge Bow® - I fucking Love Walkies

Badge Bow® - I only bark at ugly people

Funny dog bow tie. Rainbow hearts pattern on white background. Rude badge attached to the middle.

White dog bow tie with rainbow hearts. Rude badge in the middle.

Badge Bow® - Total Arsehole

Badge Bow® I bark for no fucking reason

Badge Bow® - Sorry all your other kids are cunts

Badge Bow® - Cock Blocker

Dog because people are Cunts Mug

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Badge Bow® - My Dad's a cunt

£9.85 £6.85 Save 30%

Badge Bow® - Fuck around and find out

Badge Bow® - Hello you cunt

Sailor Bow - Fuck off

ADD CROCHET NECKBAND TO YOUR BOW

Badge Bow® - Stand back I'm a bit of a cunt

Dog bandana. Plain choice of 4 colours. Red, Blue, Pink and Green. Has white text slogan printed in the middle that says “Barky Little F*cker”

Adjustable Bandana - Barky Little Fucker

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Sailor Bow - Kinder Cunt

£8.99 £6.99 Save 22%

Black sequin dog bow tie. With a white bade in the middle that reads "C*NT MODE: ON"

Badge Bow® - Cunt mode: ON

Badge Bow® - Don't piss on my parade

Infographic with information about hook and loop attachment options for dog collars and crochet neckbands, featuring a colorful bow tie design.

Sailor Badge Bow® - Don't piss on my parade

"Here to fuck shit up" Resin dog tag, clipped onto a matching dog lead. Sweary, funny, colourful dog accessory.

Dog Tag - Here to Fuck Shit Up

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All Sweary Dog Accessories | Franky’s Bowtique