Funny Dog Bow Tie | "I Bark For No Reason", Sassy Pet Accessory
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This one's for the dogs who live in chaos and bark at dust particles, shadows, and their own farts. "I Bark for No Fucking Reason" is our bestselling badge bow for unhinged pups with no off-switch and absolutely zero remorse.
Handmade with love (and just a hint of rage), this colourful sweary bow tie is the perfect gift for loudmouth dogs and their equally feral owners. Whether your pup's barking at ghosts or just vibing, this is the accessory that says, "Yes, I'm the problem."
🎀 Slides easily onto most standard collars
🎀 Lightweight, comfy, and full of attitude
🎀 Made for drama queens, barkaholics, and chaos gremlins
Got a friend whose dog thinks the postman is a personal threat? This is the ultimate funny dog gift - perfect for birthdays, gotcha days, or just because their dog is a shouty little gremlin.
Part of the original Franky's Bowtique Badge Bow® collection - where sass meets slobber.
Attachment information
Hook and Loop: This option is designed to attach securely, onto your pets collar. This option is also suitable for some dog harnesses, too.
Order now and let the celebration begin, or check out our other birthday dog bows:
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IMPORTANT INFO: Your pets must be supervised at all time when wearing our products. Colours may vary, depending on the screen you are viewing from.
BADGE INFO: Our badges do not contain any pins! This means they cannot be removed from the bow ties. The badges are not waterproof. We advise that you remove the Bow Tie, if your pet is playing in or around water.
If you want this badge, but on different fabric, it must be ordered as a custom.
Handmade in the UK
SHIPPING TIME AND DELIVERY OPTIONS:
Shipping times will vary with each item. So please make sure you check before the times before the ordering. Some items may take a little longer to make than others. We aim to ship within 3-5 working days, but please be advised that this may not always be possible, especially during busy times. If you are wanting something in a hurry, or for a special occasion, drop us an email first.
At Franky's Bowtique, we offer FREE postage on all UK orders - NO MINIMUM SPEND. If you would like your items sent with tracking, you can upgrade your shipping at the checkout. We offer a tracked24 or Tracked 48 service.
International Orders: We welcome orders, from all around the world. To give you the most affordable options, we offer STANDARD Royal Mail. If you select this, please bare in mind that this DOES NOT come with tracking. There is an option to upgrade, with tracking, at the checkout. We do not take any responsibility for postal delays, once it has left us.
DISCLAIMER: Franky's Bowtique Bow Ties and accessories are not indestructible. Please check your items from time to time, for any wear and tear.
Pattern placement will always vary with each bow tie. Colours may also vary, depending on the screen you are viewing from.