Funny Dog Bow Tie: Sassy 'Barky Little F*cker' Pet Collar Accessory
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Barky Little Fucker - Funny Sweary Dog Bow Tie - Rude Gift for Dog Owners
Is your dog a barky little fucker*? Same. Whether it's a leaf falling, the postman daring to exist, or the ghost of a snack that used to be—this bow tie says what we're all thinking.
Made for loud dogs with louder personalities, this hilarious sweary bow tie is perfect for pet owners with a dark sense of humour. It's bold, it's rude, and it's the kind of pet gift that gets people snorting with laughter at the dog park.
🐶 Features:
✔️ Available in 3 sizes - from tiny gremlins to full-sized gobshites
✔️ Two attachment options:
• Hook & Loop - fits easily onto most collars (and some harnesses)
• Crochet Neckband - soft, stretchy, and ideal for dogs who don't wear collars
✔️ Lightweight badge - no pins, no choking hazards, just sass
✔️ Handmade in the UK using quality materials and filthy humour
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
• Barky little goblins (and their mums)
• Dog owners with no shame
• Pet lovers who like their accessories sweary, not safe
• Anyone who's ever shouted "SHUT UP!" out the window at their own dog
⚠️ Important Info:
Pets must be supervised while wearing. The badge is NOT waterproof - remove if your dog is playing in water, puddles, or sudden downpours. Colours may look different depending on your screen.
👉 Ready to call your dog out? Add this bow tie to your cart and let them wear their chaos with pride.
Explore our hilarious collection of Funny Dog bow ties and make your furry friend the life of the paw-ty!
Order now and let the celebration begin, or check out our other birthday dog bows:
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PLACEMENT:
we can not guarantee your product to look exactly the same as pictured. This is due to how the fabric is cut and the pattern placement.
COLOUR:
Please be advised that colours may vary to what is shown in the images, to do the devises you are viewing from.
IMPORTANT:
BADGES ARE NOT WATERPROOF. Remove the bow tie if your pet is playing near water.
If you need any help with anything, please do contact us. We are always happy to help
SHIPPING TIME AND DELIVERY OPTIONS:
Shipping times will vary with each item. So please make sure you check before the times before the ordering. Some items may take a little longer to make than others. We aim to ship within 3-5 working days, but please be advised that this may not always be possible, especially during busy times. If you are wanting something in a hurry, or for a special occasion, drop us an email first.
At Franky's Bowtique, we offer FREE postage on all UK orders - NO MINIMUM SPEND. If you would like your items sent with tracking, you can upgrade your shipping at the checkout. We offer a tracked24 or Tracked 48 service.
International Orders: We welcome orders, from all around the world. To give you the most affordable options, we offer STANDARD Royal Mail. If you select this, please bare in mind that this DOES NOT come with tracking. There is an option to upgrade, with tracking, at the checkout. We do not take any responsibility for postal delays, once it has left us.
DISCLAIMER: Franky's Bowtique Bow Ties and accessories are not indestructible. Please check your items from time to time, for any wear and tear.
Pattern placement will always vary with each bow tie. Colours may also vary, depending on the screen you are viewing from.